Saturday, June 28, 2008

Asian monkeys and misconceptions

I love Paul Frank shirts.  My latest purchase was made in Dallas when I went back over spring break, because there are no PF stores in the IE.  The shirt that caught my eye was one in which Paul's main "character," Julius the Monkey, appears with Asian (read: slanted) eyes, and the word Konichiwa appears in various colors behind him.  I had to have it.  

Unfortunately, being Asian and wearing this shirt leads people to believe that I speak Japanese or at least that if they say "Konichiwa" to me, I will answer in kind.  Thus far, the assumption has only been made by older (over 50-looking) white males.  WTF? 

The first time this happened was as I was going through airport security at Love Field in Dallas. I had just bought the shirt a couple days before, and I had decided to wear it home.  As I was putting my laptop into a bin, I could hear someone saying "Konichiwa" to me.  I looked up and an older man is saying it, while grinning at me like I should be impressed.  Forgetting I had put that particular shirt on that morning, I just gave him a look like he was an idiot and moved on. It wasn't until after I arrived at my gate that I realized that he was responding to my shirt.  This is not the only time this has happened.  However, I'm thinking next time, I will respond with a resounding "Howdy!"  (For once, releasing my inner Texan.) Or even better, maybe I will start a conversation with the speaker in Spanish. Either way, I will not say Konichiwa back. Maybe I am being stubborn, and maybe it is not such a big deal.  I know that I do tend to be little touchy about these types of assumptions.  Just because I am Asian and I wear something that is "specific" to one Asian culture, does NOT mean that I belong to or identify with that culture.  Is it my fault that I wore a shirt that has a Japanese word on it, when I am actually Korean (and an adopted one at that!)?  I have little tolerance for the hasty generalizations like this that people make.  If I wore a shirt that said "Bon Jour," you can bet no one would assume I was of French descent and tried to speak French to me.

I should put the shirt on my girlfriend and send her out in public with it to see if people say the same things to her.  Of course, if I am with her when she wears it, it may just look like she has an Asian fetish.